So I've listened to all your advice and asked everyone who would know and I've decided not to take my knitting to a football game. I've decided to put it in the column of places that I don't take knitting to. After all, I wouldn't take it to a rock show for certain, and I have the distinct feeling that a football game is far more like a rock show than a slow baseball game.
I thought you all would enjoy hearing my friend Traci's take on it though.
Traci: but no one takes knitting to a football game
Me: awh damn.
Traci: how wil you jump up and scream when something good happens?
Me: i could do it!
Me: i'm multitalented!
Traci: if you did that, you would poke someone's eye out with the needle!
me: hahaha
Traci: yarn would fly everywhere and tangle everyone up
Traci: it would be chaos!
me: hahaha
me: chaos! anarchy! football!
Traci: hahaha deranged knitter ruins football game
me: hahaha.
me: Ok, so I'm putting you in Eric's camp
Traci: however, while i would look at you a little funny, i would still acknowledge your existence.
I'm sure that Eric is relieved, although he does tell this story to all his friends. Oh well, they'd figure out I'm a little batty on their own anyway.
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