Me, have an opinion on crochet? Never.

Alex: Knitting appears to be a common...er, thread, among the English students I've encountered.

Alex: I wonder why that is.

Me: I'm not sure, cause I never thought the two were related

Me: My grandmother taught me how to sew when I was little, and she tried to teach me to crochet as well

Me: I never could figure it out

Me: but a few years ago, when she got sick, I decided to learn how to knit

Alex : I would have thought knitting was more complicated than crocheting, but I know little about either one.

Me: knitting has two needles

Alex: Right.

Me: crochet uses a single hook, and was invented by Satan himself.

Alex : Oh.

Me : Yes.

Alex : I guess that would explain it.

Me: Yup. He's down in hell right now crocheting doilies and Santa Claus toilet seat covers.